tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19959879.post116537837428930792..comments2024-03-23T14:01:00.830-07:00Comments on Jon Swift: 2006 Weblog Award Nomination: Best Humor BlogJon Swifthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02130944579317556923noreply@blogger.comBlogger24125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19959879.post-39628995892782037842012-01-25T07:28:53.172-08:002012-01-25T07:28:53.172-08:00Thanks so much for your article, quite helpful mat...Thanks so much for your article, quite helpful material.<br /><a href="http://www.whereisfiji.net" rel="nofollow">where is Fiji</a> | <a href="http://www.suspensionlift.org" rel="nofollow">suspension lift</a> | <a href="http://www.freesewingpatterns.org" rel="nofollow">free sewing patterns</a>Abramnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19959879.post-1168326250905940642007-01-08T23:04:00.000-08:002007-01-08T23:04:00.000-08:00I lean toward being conservative, but had I known ...I lean toward being conservative, but had I known about your blog, I would have voted every day for it. It's exceptional. Soooo much better than Sadly, No! In fact, it would be nearly perfect (and get a ton of traffic) if you skewered both sides instead of limiting yourself to the idiocy on the conservative side. C'mon, and be <I>famous</I>...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19959879.post-1166146096065131382006-12-14T17:28:00.000-08:002006-12-14T17:28:00.000-08:00LOL! That's a funny video of Faith. Heheheh, Congr...LOL! That's a funny video of Faith. Heheheh, Congratulations on your nomination. I've never been to your blog before but it looks interesting. :)Rashenbohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03495120136277921981noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19959879.post-1166087813713359692006-12-14T01:16:00.000-08:002006-12-14T01:16:00.000-08:00great blog :)regards,samiha esha :)great blog :)<BR/><BR/>regards,<BR/>samiha esha :)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19959879.post-1165984529671693872006-12-12T20:35:00.000-08:002006-12-12T20:35:00.000-08:00"Unfortunately, the sponsors of this award have de..."Unfortunately, the sponsors of this award have decided to set an artificial timetable and deadline for voting, which I think sends the wrong message to the terrorists..."<BR/><BR/>Brilliant. Totally hilarious!Dr. Zaiushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16153875976834518896noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19959879.post-1165949411868133722006-12-12T10:50:00.000-08:002006-12-12T10:50:00.000-08:00My Dear Mr Swift, I have per voted for your b...My Dear Mr Swift, <BR/> <BR/> I have per voted for your blog as to "help you over the hump". Being the good conservative you are I will be expecting payment in full per our "agreement". The 'software patch' you requested is on it's way and I hope it meets your specifications as to "fix that nasty glitch" of which we have corresponded. Best of luck to you in the final 72 hours of this difficult campaign.<BR/><BR/>Liberally Yours in Faith and Service to Our Country,<BR/><BR/>HopeSpringsATurtleHopeSpringsATurtlehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01674162196011919272noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19959879.post-1165824104560715432006-12-11T00:01:00.000-08:002006-12-11T00:01:00.000-08:00Hey congrats - one of my blog buds has also been n...Hey congrats - one of my blog buds has also been nominated - Steve Novak!!! All the best to you guy's!!! Your blog is very interesting!!!the not so "new" mom on the bloghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11638902279558713137noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19959879.post-1165760892261614532006-12-10T06:28:00.000-08:002006-12-10T06:28:00.000-08:00At least you are not in competition with some self...At least you are not in competition with some self-absorbed god forbid next generation dolt who puts up nude photos of herself in the shower...and is therefore winning in my category, damn it.<BR/><BR/>xo<BR/>Robin Slick<BR/>(who will consider herself very lucky if she does not come in at #10 in the best diarist category)RobinSlickhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12744792508763281122noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19959879.post-1165624630367207162006-12-08T16:37:00.000-08:002006-12-08T16:37:00.000-08:00My finger is purple after voting for you. Is that...My finger is purple after voting for you. Is that normal?OutOfContexthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07680135979505561010noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19959879.post-1165517881992321232006-12-07T10:58:00.000-08:002006-12-07T10:58:00.000-08:00I am surprised you haven't made some fun of the Bu...I am surprised you haven't made some fun of the Bush-Hating Dixie Chicks yet. Please do!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19959879.post-1165517769221209052006-12-07T10:56:00.000-08:002006-12-07T10:56:00.000-08:00I added your modest blog to my blogroll.I added your modest blog to my blogroll.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19959879.post-1165515992359269072006-12-07T10:26:00.000-08:002006-12-07T10:26:00.000-08:00so great a bolg man : hulk is so nearso great a bolg man : hulk is so nearAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19959879.post-1165494517263437652006-12-07T04:28:00.000-08:002006-12-07T04:28:00.000-08:00Vous faites honneur à la langue anglaise. Great bl...Vous faites honneur à la langue anglaise. Great blogAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19959879.post-1165471278505609892006-12-06T22:01:00.000-08:002006-12-06T22:01:00.000-08:00You're not even trying to be funny? That must be w...You're not even trying to be funny? That <I>must</I> be why I'm laughing my ass off. Damn, you're good...Jim Yeagerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14614500796136679068noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19959879.post-1165468919336450232006-12-06T21:21:00.000-08:002006-12-06T21:21:00.000-08:00Clueless is as clueless does, my momma always said...Clueless is as clueless does, my momma always said. I guess the people eatbees is talking about are not as intelligent as his/her initial assessment might suggest. I haven't seen anybody who I'd qualify as "bright" who was earnestly trying to make Jon "get it". I'm not saying there were no such efforts, just that their authors weren't all that.....umm...cerebral.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19959879.post-1165466664192066162006-12-06T20:44:00.000-08:002006-12-06T20:44:00.000-08:00eatbees' profile sounds like me. so why is this p...eatbees' profile sounds like me. so why is this person so disagreeable?Friðvinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08508816404445742901noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19959879.post-1165452920921754122006-12-06T16:55:00.000-08:002006-12-06T16:55:00.000-08:00I can see that whoever nominated you as a "Humor B...I can see that whoever nominated you as a "Humor Blog" must be almost as clueless as you are. I must admit, I thought at first that you were just being funny in a deadpan way, on your Amazon reviews for example, but now after reading the letters people wrote to you (in your 100,000 visitors link), I can see that some very intelligent people are trying to wake you up, but you persist in your blatant refusal to get it. You must be laughing into your hat, Mr. Swift, because if these people really think you're as clueless as you seem to be, then why are they wasting their expensive brainpower trying to enlighten you? I hope you're enjoying yourself, sir. At least that way, someone will think this is funny.eatbeeshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13761895411121856605noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19959879.post-1165452801280821702006-12-06T16:53:00.000-08:002006-12-06T16:53:00.000-08:00Congrats Jon, you "reasonable conservative." :-)Congrats Jon, you "reasonable conservative." :-)Friðvinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08508816404445742901noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19959879.post-1165447094625661552006-12-06T15:18:00.000-08:002006-12-06T15:18:00.000-08:00Congratulations - I heard about your blog from Rob...Congratulations - I heard about your blog from Robin Slick and have enjoyed poking around.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19959879.post-1165426416704480332006-12-06T09:33:00.000-08:002006-12-06T09:33:00.000-08:00and congratulations to you, mr. swift, for your br...and congratulations to you, mr. swift, for your brongdingnagian feat of also being nominated.skippyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14962670107823271639noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19959879.post-1165418038767062262006-12-06T07:13:00.000-08:002006-12-06T07:13:00.000-08:00You, sir, are a true patriot, and surely have my v...You, sir, are a true patriot, and surely have my vote. <BR/><BR/>Congratulations.Tits McGeehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05627125434096594252noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19959879.post-1165414205980677662006-12-06T06:10:00.000-08:002006-12-06T06:10:00.000-08:00Congratulation for a much deserved nomination.Congratulation for a much deserved nomination.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19959879.post-1165392859120657882006-12-06T00:14:00.000-08:002006-12-06T00:14:00.000-08:00Congratulations John, and watch out for them terro...Congratulations John, and watch out for them terrorists!Dirt Diggerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06787510292812819791noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19959879.post-1165388290515094872006-12-05T22:58:00.000-08:002006-12-05T22:58:00.000-08:00I was somewhat disappointed, Jon, to see you have ...I was somewhat disappointed, Jon, to see you have not included Michelle Malkin's blog among your recommended links. I'm afraid I can't quote the link from memory, and my doctor won't let me visit it because he believes it makes me twitchy and homicidal. I just remember something about "the pen became an accordion", and then everything goes black. Sometimes red.<BR/><BR/>Anyway, you know Ms. Malkin has always supported you as she does all worshippers of George Bush - in fact, you might have had a chance to lure her away from her husband, if it weren't for powdered wigs like yours being somewhat dated and making it iffy for her wearing dark colours, which she looks best in.<BR/><BR/>On a similar note, I hear a rumour that John Bolton will be starting up a blog, now that he has a little more free time. Perhaps you could give him a little plug, get him started. It's important to remember who your friends are.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com