tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19959879.post114799856267378732..comments2024-03-23T14:01:00.830-07:00Comments on Jon Swift: My Battle With CFSJon Swifthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02130944579317556923noreply@blogger.comBlogger20125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19959879.post-77328159350099089542018-07-02T03:11:44.552-07:002018-07-02T03:11:44.552-07:00Thanks for sharing that. It was fun reading it. :-...Thanks for sharing that. It was fun reading it. :-)<br />Dr. Senthil Mhttp://www.healthyatra.com/doctors-in-india/online-appointment-dr-senthil-m-general-surgeon-specialist-with-email-id-apollo-hospital-chennai-indianoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19959879.post-59804902691671508762018-04-24T06:07:05.861-07:002018-04-24T06:07:05.861-07:00That was a VERY interesting one! Seriously interes...That was a VERY interesting one! Seriously interesting.Turf Toehttp://www.healthyatra.com/diseases-and-conditions/turf-toe-definition-causes-symptoms-complications-and-cost-surgery-treatment-hospital-in-indianoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19959879.post-2177275547203576242017-04-26T20:45:56.824-07:002017-04-26T20:45:56.824-07:00I liked this your article nice
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If you want the whole story, please visit my site, and learn the <A HREF="http://bustardblog.typepad.com/bustardblog/2006/05/please_double_c_1.html" REL="nofollow">history of this crisis</A>:<BR/><BR/>(Sorry to be a blogwhore on my first visit!!)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19959879.post-1149207221090158902006-06-01T17:13:00.000-07:002006-06-01T17:13:00.000-07:00Notice how liberals can't even visit without becom...Notice how liberals can't even visit without becoming insulting and condescending? <BR/><BR/>my word verification is axpsyd As "Ax PsyD," that would be cool.Assistant Village Idiothttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01978011985085795099noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19959879.post-1149144221221601512006-05-31T23:43:00.000-07:002006-05-31T23:43:00.000-07:00You know? I'm kinda getting the feeling that pizza...You know? I'm kinda getting the feeling that pizza is gonna move out soon, too.<BR/><BR/>I think I'm gonna start being real good to cheeseburger.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19959879.post-1149143455143523992006-05-31T23:30:00.000-07:002006-05-31T23:30:00.000-07:00You think you have problems?Last week I lost my ta...You think you have problems?<BR/>Last week I lost my taste for hot dogs. The love is all gone.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19959879.post-1149132566030063072006-05-31T20:29:00.000-07:002006-05-31T20:29:00.000-07:00Modestly funny. Stephanie if that was the funniest...Modestly funny. <BR/><BR/>Stephanie if that was the funniest thing you ever read I think you better put down the cup of "Look at all the rubes who don't get joke. Wheeee! Ain't I special!". <BR/><BR/>Personally, I'd rather get drunk on booze than grandiosity. But, hey, that's just me.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19959879.post-1149031574095609022006-05-30T16:26:00.000-07:002006-05-30T16:26:00.000-07:00Hilarious!So the reason you didn't go fight them b...Hilarious!<BR/><BR/>So the reason you didn't go fight them brown people in 'raq is cuz the boil on your ass is much better than the boil sitting on Rush's.<BR/><BR/>Now that's Rich! <BR/><BR/>After all, big ass boils are a "legitimate" chickenhawk approved excuse to let others die for one's firm "beliefs and values".<BR/><BR/>I'd be willing to bet that if I hid a million dollars under a specific rock in Iraq and told you it was yours for the taking, you'd most certainly find a way to get to Iraq ass boil or no.<BR/><BR/>Sniff, whimper, snivel, it's so hard to defend the indefensible, I've got CFS! Yeah, that's the ticket!<BR/><BR/>CFS? It should be NCCRS for NeoCons Can't Remember Shit.<BR/><BR/>Let me remind you of your many reasons and oh so convenient memes:<BR/><BR/>George W. Bush is a great guy to have a beer with.<BR/>George W. Bush is a Texan.<BR/>George Bush was a successful businessman.<BR/>Bush won Florida in 2000.<BR/>Losing by 2 million votes in 2000 is a mandate.<BR/>This administration will hold itself accountable.<BR/>Bush will restore honor and integrity to the White House.<BR/>Bush will make health insurance affordable for low-income families.<BR/>The Healthy Forests Initiative will help forests.<BR/>No Child Left Behind will help children.<BR/>The Clear Skies Initiative will reduce air pollution.<BR/>Republicans are compassionate conservatives.<BR/>It is executive privilege not to reveal the members of the energy task force.<BR/>Vice President Cheney no longer has ties with Halliburton.<BR/>Bush is not that familiar with Ken “Kenny Boy” Lay.<BR/>There is no global warming.<BR/>There is global warming, but humans aren't causing it.<BR/>If there is global warming, it's actually good for us. <BR/>Tax breaks for Hummers are good for the economy.<BR/>Tax cuts increase federal revenue.<BR/>The estate tax hurts family farms.<BR/>Privatizing Social Security will save Social Security.<BR/>Citizens will earn more money for retirement with “private accounts.”<BR/>Republican proposals to change Social Security are not plans to “privatize.”<BR/>They are not “private accounts,” they are “personal accounts.”<BR/>The budget deficit will be cut in half in four years.<BR/>The economy is doing great.<BR/>Nothing is more important in a time of war than cutting taxes.<BR/>No one could have anticipated airplanes flying into buildings.<BR/>We have removed the Taliban from Afghanistan.<BR/>Pat Tillman was killed by enemy fire.<BR/>They hate us for our freedom.<BR/>The creation of a department specializing in Domestic Security isn’t necessary.<BR/>Refusing to support the creation of a new Department of Homeland Security is anti-American.<BR/>The Patriot Act is needed to protect Americans.<BR/>Giving up some freedoms is necessary to defend freedom.<BR/>Anyone who leaks information will no longer be a part of this administration.<BR/>There can be no doubt that Saddam has reconstituted his WMD program.<BR/>Critics of the war are liberal, left-wing radicals.<BR/>Opposition to the war gives aid and comfort to the enemy.<BR/>Dissent is unpatriotic.<BR/>The Iraqis will welcome us with open arms and flowers.<BR/>It could take six days, six weeks - I doubt six months.<BR/>Several hundred thousand troops is wildly off the mark.<BR/>Yellow ribbon magnets on your car mean you support the troops.<BR/>Iraqi oil will pay for the war and the reconstruction.<BR/>US liability for the war shouldn’t be more than a billion dollars.<BR/>We know where the WMD are. They’re in the area around Baghdad and Tikrit and north, south, west and east somewhat.<BR/>Those trucks we found in Iraq were mobile biological weapons labs.<BR/>Iraq sent its WMDs to Syria.<BR/>Mission accomplished.<BR/><BR/>How's that freedom tastin' now that your children's children will be paying for your war against them brown evildoers? Now that your phone records, library records, voting records and medical records are all fair game for Big Bro to use against you without any oversight?<BR/><BR/>CFS...get used to it you neocon scumbags, the chickens are coming home to roost. And while you neoconservative types stand so firm and resolute, your family values chickenhawks are crapping on your bloviating head at this very moment.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19959879.post-1149011863594067622006-05-30T10:57:00.000-07:002006-05-30T10:57:00.000-07:00This is the funniest thing I have ever seen. The ...This is the funniest thing I have ever seen. The comments are funnier than the blog. For those of you readers who obviously don't know who Jonathan Swift was, try reading "A Modest Proposal"--it's classic literature that you probably were supposed to read in college, but got drunk instead. Oh, and grab a dictionary and look up the word "satire." If you still don't get it after all that,then I don't know what else to say, but "Are you sure you can't be persuaded to join the other side?"Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19959879.post-1149005057581167192006-05-30T09:04:00.000-07:002006-05-30T09:04:00.000-07:00you're a joke. bush is the same dim bulb he was w...you're a joke. bush is the same dim bulb he was when you guys elected him...he'll go down in history as a nation's penance for allowing clinton.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19959879.post-1148404281847169932006-05-23T10:11:00.000-07:002006-05-23T10:11:00.000-07:00Visiting via Chris Clarke of Creek Running North.W...Visiting via Chris Clarke of Creek Running North.<BR/><BR/>Wow. I've been captured here for several hours reading post after post and laughing/crying my head off.<BR/><BR/>Well Done. Very well done.<BR/><BR/>Thank you. <BR/><BR/>/ehj2Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19959879.post-1148263794540817552006-05-21T19:09:00.000-07:002006-05-21T19:09:00.000-07:00Mr. Swift, I only hope that your inner Patton prev...Mr. Swift, I only hope that your inner Patton prevails. We need your blog. It explains conservatives to the rest of us like no other.Patriciahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01044265862232128796noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19959879.post-1148224839706041822006-05-21T08:20:00.000-07:002006-05-21T08:20:00.000-07:00What with Fafblog AWOL and Anne Marie Cox taken le...What with Fafblog AWOL and Anne Marie Cox taken leave, I have been desperate for a good laugh.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19959879.post-1148165442642920962006-05-20T15:50:00.000-07:002006-05-20T15:50:00.000-07:00So since I'm permanently pre-pregnant, does that m...So since I'm permanently pre-pregnant, does that mean I get to eat peanut butter-and-pickle sandwiches all the time? And I guess that I should let my boyfriend know that it doesn't matter how fat and unhealthy he gets, as this won't make the US look bad in international statistics. He'll be pleased to hear that - though if his stomach gets <I>too</I> large it might be hard, logistically, to produce the required quota of healthy babies all patriotic women ought to supply to their country. Though I suppose who cares really as they'll just end up as army fodder.Kassandrahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11488425079462505177noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19959879.post-1148141343687117912006-05-20T09:09:00.000-07:002006-05-20T09:09:00.000-07:00You shouldn't have to worry about not being able t...You shouldn't have to worry about not being able to fight in the good war. That's why god created poor people, silly.Liz Blondsensehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16031061333650846105noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19959879.post-1148070815122741322006-05-19T13:33:00.000-07:002006-05-19T13:33:00.000-07:00And I was always told my MCS meant Multiple Chemic...And I was always told my MCS meant Multiple Chemical Sensitivity! It's obvious in retrospect that it's Multiple Conservative Sensitivity -- after all, it hit around November of 2000. Well, the constant trembling is either rage or fear -- hard to tell at this stage -- and the memory loss is obviously a defense mechanism. <BR/>The depression and anxiety have pretty obvious causs, too. But I can't figure out where the acute muscular pain comes from -- unless it's from the Sisyphean labor of getting somebody to tell the truth.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19959879.post-1148061333515124992006-05-19T10:55:00.000-07:002006-05-19T10:55:00.000-07:00Jill... With all due respect to the HIPAA cops, it...Jill... With all due respect to the HIPAA cops, it might help to take a little irony supplement with your folic acid in the morning. It makes Swiftian reading especially healthy in these monodimensional times.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19959879.post-1148060754660306352006-05-19T10:45:00.000-07:002006-05-19T10:45:00.000-07:00You lost me as soon as you described the hysterica...You lost me as soon as you described the hysterical bigot Michelle Malkin as "level-headed."Jillhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03865082576641051315noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19959879.post-1148010567068963422006-05-18T20:49:00.000-07:002006-05-18T20:49:00.000-07:00I hate it when I actually read it all the way thro...I hate it when I actually read it all the way through (it must of been a good one) inevitability I end up thumbing through my dictionary at some point. But I could not agree more, when you are slipping in defense of those difficult positions…it is good to have an “inner Patton” to slap you back out of reality. Let’s face it, would you rather look at the world through liberal eyes for the rest of your life? I think not…A little CFS and an occasional slap from the “General” will do just fine.benmerchttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05822419839573670413noreply@blogger.com