Friday, December 30, 2005

Predictions for 2006

Condoleeza Rice will win the 2006 Presidential election.

There won’t be a single terrorist attack in Wyoming.

The Baltimore Colts will win the Superbowl.

Dick Cheney will resign for health reasons and President Bush will choose Joe Lieberman as the new Vice President uniting the country.

American troops will leave Iraq except for the ones necessary to keep order and prevent civil war.

The stock market will soar to 10,000.

Robert Novak’s source will turn out to have been the Internet.

People will develop superintelligent brains that allow them to communicate telepathically and everyone will travel around using fuel-efficient jetpacks (this prediction might not actually happen until 2007).



The Catskill Chronicle said...

Better add 2 years to 2006.

Jon Swift said...

You may be right. It may be 2008 before we develop superintelligent brains.

daisykid_ninethousand! said...

Yes. Once we develop superintelligent brains, we will then become an anarchist utopia living happily together using only pretty rocks and beads as currency.

"...maybe some people would dig taking out the trash..."
-abbie hoffman revolution for the hell of it

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